Enough

June 19th, 2008

Dang. The first audition I’ve gone on in months and I got typed out. Again.

Things have been pretty crazy over at the restaurant. I recently got promoted to maitre d’, so my schedule’s been changing and I haven’t had the time to audition, so I was really happy to be back in the swing of things this morning with an audition for the Gateway Playhouse. Both “The Producers” and “Showboat.” Plus it was a non-Equity call, so I thought I might actually get seen. I showed up two hours early and I was only like, number 40 on the list. But alas, about 130 girls showed up after me, so they typed.

Sigh.

Once again I rode the loser bus home. And then later I went to check out this new show by the Babel Theatre Company with my friend Sofiya, but they were sold out. So now I’m at home, watching “Enough” starring Jennifer Lopez.

I’m working a double tomorrow.

Dear Lord. I should really go to bed.

Countdown to Cherry Smoke: Eight days

April 30th, 2008

Rehearsals for Cherry Smoke are going great. I’ve only had two so far, but they’re fairly simple, since it’s a reading rather that a full-scale production. No blocking to learn and so on.

I’ve done some mailings to industry people. I really hope they come. It would be lovely if some big agent saw my performance and decided I would be amazing in movies. Hint Hint big agents who now have my business card and are hopefully checking my website….

Best news about Cherry Smoke so far came the other day. Jay, who is the artistic director of Clockwork called me yesterday. He said that he was emailing with the playwright, Jim, who was at our rehearsal on Monday. And apparently Jim had said that he was really moved by the stuff that Doug (who plays my husband) and I were doing. And keep in mind that he’s seen this play read a dozen times. But he said that he was so impressed that he wants to add more scenes between the two of us towards the end of the play.

Even if he can’t add more scenes to the play with enough time to rehearse them before the performance, that’s still one of the coolest things I’ve ever heard. I think the reading is going to go really well, I can’t wait!

Victory!

April 15th, 2008

I got the part!

I was on my way to the UCB training center for my first improv class when I got the voicemail. I’m playing the role of Bug in the Clockwork Theatre’s reading of “Cherry Smoke.” BOOYAH

So very exciting. Chance to work! Chance to work!

First rehearsal is on Monday…huzzah.

So needless to say I was quite giddy when I arrived at the UCB theatre. At least I was in a good enough mood to not be put off by the fact that my class was NOT at the UCB theatre. The training center is actually a few blocks down from the theatre. Luckily I was insanely early, as is my custom.

Class was fun times. The teacher’s name is Doug Moe, and he seems really cool. By far the best thing about this class is that we’re required to see at least two UCB shows before the end of the class, so they gave us these ID cards that we can use to get free standby tickets to any show Monday through Thursday. Which means I can go see free improv all the friggin’ time!

And aside from knowledge in all things theatrical, I also returned home having learned that the Blockheads taco establishment has locations in the city. Very nice to know considering their three dollar margaritas.

Cherry Smoke

April 14th, 2008

While I was ASMing for “Apartment 3A” for The Clockwork Theatre (that theatre company formed by alumni from my school) I remember talking to Jay (artistic director) about their next project. He told me they were going to do some kind of reading, but they weren’t sure what yet. I talked to him about auditioning and he said if there was a part for me he’d love it if I would come in and audition.

So a couple of days ago I got an email from Jay saying that they picked the show and they’d really like me to come in and audition. It’s called “Cherry Smoke” and it’s by James McManus. Very interesting play about a street fighter named Fish and his homeless girlfriend, Cherry. Ran out to the Drama Book Store and bought it immediately.

My audition was yesterday. It was at Theatre Row, which was where Apartment 3a was, and it was really nice to be back there. Also Marianna, who played the lead in Apt 3a was there too. Actually we were the only two girls at the audition. There are only two female roles in the play. So that made me feel very nice.

Actually there were only about five people at the audition in total, which was very nice. I mean, I got to do three monologues and a scene. How often do you get to do that? Usually it’s a very Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am situation. But we actually got to take our time here. It was nice.

I felt really good about it when I got back. Bought myself victory tacos from Taco Bell and watched my DVDs of the first season of Angel.

Have to go to work now, really wish I didn’t. But alas, such is life. Gotta make the money, gotta feed the babies.

Don’t know when I’m going to hear back from Clockwork. Will probably check my phone every two seconds tonight at work.

Steps towards healthiness…

April 9th, 2008

Yesterday I ate half a box of Entemann’s cookies. By myself.

Clearly some change is in order.

So today I woke up (albeit at 2pm) and worked out for like an hour. 300 sit ups. Not really. But afterwards I felt like napalm was flowing through my veins. Feeling good. Feeling healthy.

Today I ate the second half of the box.

Booyah.

Way in the back and slightly to the left…

April 5th, 2008

Well, it was not an April Fool’s joke. Rather, it was the coolest thing EVER.

I know, I know, I am so bright-eyed and naive. One day, when I’m old and jaded I’ll look back on this entry and think “Tut tut, how young I was, to think Background work was so exciting. Dear me, is that the tea?” Because when I am old and jaded I will apparently also be British.

But it was really cool, my first film set! I arrived at the Jacob Javitts center at 3:15 (early) on Thursday to sign in. It was actually kind of funny, because I felt quite badass riding the train in my suit, and when I got off at 34th street, surrounded by other people in business suits, I blended right in, except for my Converse sneakers. And as the crowd got closer to the Javitts center, one by one people started breaking away until it was just five of us business-like people left. And we all kept looking at each other and smirking, wondering if we were all real business people, or fake business people on the way to a film set. Eventually we did speak, and discovered that we were all just actors in suits.

While I was on line to hand in my paper work I met a lovely girl named Crystal, and it was her first time doing background work too. So I decided she was my new best friend and we kind of held each other’s hands during the whole thing. We also met an older girl named Lorraine who had done thing kind of thing before, so we asked her many annoying questions. But she was actually one of the nicest people I think I’ve ever met at an audition. She offered us jelly beans and pretzels (because we both didn’t realize that we’d be there for 8 hours with no food) and was very pleasant and didn’t judge us because we were so young and naive.

The scene we were shooting was one in which Paul Giamatti was giving a speech to his shareholders. I hope I’m not in violation of any confidentiality agreements in saying so, but I won’t tell you what his speech was about. You’ll just have to wait for the film. Unfortunately, Clive Owen was not there. Pity, but I probably would have fainted anyway, so it’s just as well. The scene itself was probably about three minutes long, but it took them from 5pm to 11pm to finish shooting it.

I don’t think you’ll be able to see me at all. But there were these two projection screens with the company logo on the stage on either side of PG, and when they did occasionally swing the camera around between shots, I could usually spot myself on the screen. I’m truly in the middle, but I’m so ghostly pale that I pretty much glow. But I’m sure if there’s one shining face in the middle of the crowd, I’ll certainly be dulled in Post-Production anyhow. Bummer. Nonetheless, I’m in there, so tell your friends.

In between shots they raffled off Best Buy gift cards. They were for $100 and there were like fifteen of them. So that was very nice of them. Especially considering the horror stories you hear about the way background actors are sometimes treated. Although, given my extreme “I’m Just Happy To Be Here” attitude, I was really surprised to discover that a great deal of the people there were not there because they were serious about acting. Or at least, I can only assume that based on some people’s conduct. A lot of people were very punchy towards the end, yelling about wanting to go home and such. Very impatient.

What I’ve learned about film sets is that it’s a lot like Ten out of Twelve, which for those of you who may not know, is the day in a show when you bring in all the tech elements, mainly lights. This day pretty much consist of doing a few lines, stopping to adjust your position or the focus of the lights, or something wrong with the sound, etc. It takes twelve hours to get through a two hour play, if you’re lucky, because you have to keep stopping and starting, and doing things over again. That’s what film is like, because (as Tony Gilroy explained to us) the first time you do something is also the last time. The tech elements, the lights and camera etc, all have to be perfect throughout the whole process. It was really amazing to watch. Especially because it was Paul Giamatti, who is amazing. But it really hit home how to act in film, there is little to no room for mistakes. He was great every time, but if he hadn’t been, if he had messed up or hadn’t delivered, they would have had to set up the whole shot again, and we would have all been there even longer.

Sidenote: Tony Gilroy (director, who also directed Michael Clayton and the Bourne movies) is really, REALLY nice.

I start my improv class on April 15th. Tax day. Appropriate, considering I paid for this class with my State refund money. Feeling pretty good about The Career. Created a “Wall of Inspiration” the other day. Put up magazine photos, articles and quotes that inspire me. Look at it every day before I leave the apartment, and remind myself that I have what it takes.

A thought…

April 1st, 2008

If I find out that this was just an elaborate April Fool’s Day joke, I am going to kill someone.

Milestone

April 1st, 2008

Every time I get a phone call from a number that I don’t recognize, I always fantasize that it’s some casting director calling me to ask me if I would like to be in a movie of some sort. Most of the time it’s Blockbuster video reminding me to return Batman Begins, lest I be charged for the price of the DVD. So I’ve come into the habit of letting my voicemail pick it up and then waiting about a hour to call them back so they don’t automatically assume that I screened their call.

Tonight, less than an hour ago in fact, I was sitting on my couch flipping through a People magazine when I recieved a phone call from a number that I didn’t recognize. I let the voicemail pick it up, naturally, and for the first time: IT WAS A CASTING DIRECTOR ASKING ME IF I’D LIKE TO BE IN A MOVIE.

I completely abandoned the notion of pretending I wasn’t screening my calls and called him RIGHT back. I got the office receptionist, which confirmed that it wasn’t just one of my friends messing with me (which has also happened to me). The shoot happens to be on Thursday, which is my day off from work, so I don’t even have to rearrange my schedule or call in sick! YAY!

I then proceeded to call my entire family with the news. I was so excited I forgot the name of the movie. I have since remembered, imdb searched it and discovered that Clive Owen is in it. If I see him on Thursday, I’m probably going to poop my pants.

The thing is, I don’t even care if it’s a big feature film or anything, just the fact that someone at Barbara McNamara casting still has my number makes me so happy. I think I sent them my resume like four months ago. I am so geekily excited right now, I spent a good ten minutes just jumping up and down when I got off the phone with him.

Remember this day, my lovely little blog. Remember it fondly.

ANTM can suck my balls

March 18th, 2008

Tyra Banks knows not what she’s missing. I say, forget America’s Next Top Model. I’m going to make my own reality show.

 On a related note, I’ve never seen so many pissed off skinny girls in my entire life. I got there at 8am and I was still number 439.

For now I just saw Juno and have found myself in a serious Jason Bateman obsession phase. Watching Arrested Development pretty much non-stop right now.

 Just registered for an improv class at the Upright Citizens Brigade in April. I’m really excited about it, but also slightly terrified, even though I’m sure everyone else will be as crappy as me, at least the first day. 

Chapter Six: Overanalyze your wardrobe

February 8th, 2008

And so I return from yet another grueling 20 hour work week. I got cut at 2pm again today. Man, February sucks. Why doesn’t anybody go to restaurants in February? Come on, people.

“Apartment 3A” officially opened last Friday. We had an Opening Night reception and everything. It’s been really cool. A tad monotonous, but I’ve been bringing books to read backstage lately.

Speaking of which, if I read one more “How To Be a Working Actor” book I think I’m going to throw up. As much as I love it, I’ll be a little relieved when the show is over because I’ll be able to get back to auditioning again. Reading about it just pisses me off.

I’m sorry, maybe I’m naive, maybe I’m just plain wrong, but is an entire chapter on your wardrobe really necesary? I get it, look nice. But do we really have to break down each choice of color and the psychological associations with them?Okay, so Red=angry. Blue=soothing. Ta da. But am I really going to walk into an audition and have them go, “Well, her monologue was brilliant but that color. I mean, honestly.” It’s like, yeah I could have put my hair in pigtails when I went to the Spring Awakening call, but I don’t really think it would have made THAT much of a difference.

I know enough not to show up for an audition in paint jeans and converse sneakers (although I did see a fair amount of Chucks at said Spring Awakening call) but I feel like as long as I look like I own a mirror, I’ll be fine.

Not to drastically change the subject, but some of my friends are starting a theatre company. Not the Clockwork Theatre, these are new friends. So now, I have two groups of friends starting (or having started) a theatre company. Pretty sweet. Doing a scene workshoppy thing on Monday. My scene partner is a young man by the name of Jeffery Goldfisher. We were last seen on stage together as Sarah Brown and Sky Masterson in Benjamin Cardozo High School’s 2002 production of “Guys and Dolls.”

Now we’re doing a Laine/Walker scene from “Two Rooms” by Lee Blessing. Slightly different tone, certainly less musical numbers, and it will be fun to see how much we’ve grown at our different colleges. I’m extremely excited about it.

Also I won $200 in a Super Bowl pool, so it’s been a good week.